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  • she81
    08-13 04:39 PM
    EB3 is totally doomed. They are not even approving 140s for EB3, visa number issues come later. Although I've been doing it, I seriously didn't come here to spend my time writing letters just to get one simple application processed for which I'm overqualified (I am qualified for EB2, but my company pushed me into EB3). And yes, that doesn't work either. USCIS does have time to draft and send back a reply to the congresman but not to look at my simple and sweet case.

    If they (USCIS) don't know what they are doing, who are we to educate them?




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  • singhsa3
    07-20 12:37 PM
    Not really, The PD will be stuck sometime in 02 or 03. Thus, unless there are some changes in law, we are looking at 5-7 years wait.
    Also, I am not fabricating 750,000 number. This is the anticpated applicants, per Matthew Oh.
    750,000 applications ? Does that mean the PD will be 01 Jan 1900 after October ? I think you grossly overestimated the number of applications . If the GC quota is 9800 for India then to process 750,00 applications ( most of them will be India I am sure ) will take like 20 years . Thats impossible man !!!




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  • chanduv23
    06-13 03:32 PM
    Come on folks - please donate generously to IV

    Our donations go long way towards lobbying efforts




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  • badluck
    07-06 01:06 PM
    when did your lawyer told you that . today ?

    Today.. 12:00 EST:)



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  • Milind123
    09-12 05:35 PM
    Thanks IV...way to go.

    Just made a modest contribution of $200.

    Order Details - Sep 12, 2007 11:28 AM PDT
    Google Order #313190031134013

    Not at all modest, I would say it is really nice contribution. Thanks




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  • GCBy3000
    07-18 12:09 PM
    Where are the new members whom I see on other 485 related forums?



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  • I_need_GC
    02-27 02:16 PM
    Feb 07 2008 I made an infopass appointment and saw an IO he accepts my request to expedite. Finally I get a LUD saying Documents mailed to applicant on Feb 20 2008. Then on feb 21 2008 I see a soft LUD Till today I have not received the AP. Do you thinking making an infopass appointment and requesting a copy will help. The problem is I should have been in Canada on the 9th. I don't know what else to do. This is ridiculous. Gurus please an suggestions:mad: This case was filed with the Nebraska Service center.




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  • mariner5555
    05-02 02:47 PM
    I don't see Visas Recapture bill going any where.

    It seems USCIS wants to potray that they are doing great job by doing various Process improvements. USCIS indirectly wants to say that eventually USCIS process will be improved to the extent that there will be no Visas wasted.

    I think this was the most straight forward and simple bill. Other bills like removing the country limit are more challenging.So I don't see anything happening from immigration point unless democrats take over both senate and House in late 2008.

    Hope for any legislative changes only in 2009 and beyond and not in 2008.
    honestly even if democrats come in 2009 ..nothing will ever happen. as I mentioned in one of the posts .. unless they start educating people about the aging population and the need for immigration, need for immigration to keep economy growing ..in terms of young people needed to settle here so that economy gets young workers and in turn the workers end up buying houses, cars etc ..nothing will happen. politicians don't need talent ..they need money from lobbyists ..businesses need talent but they are getting from comp - comp visas and outsourcing. on top of it we have super stupid people like doggs who are making matters worse.



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  • conchshell
    07-06 12:22 AM
    I feel that initiator of this thread is not trying a coup d'�tat. He is merely pointing to the fact that every organization runs by elected officials. Having a life term president and core group is only heard in autocratic systems but not in a democratic one. What are we as an organization?

    Why are we afraid of discussing new ideas? Why shouldn't we open up IV organization for elections? There is nothing wrong in declaring the rules and then playing by those rules.

    So I completely support the guy who came up with this suggestion.




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  • InTheMoment
    07-18 10:59 PM
    Other than that RD also comes into play in deciding the order in which the file comes under review of an officer. This is irrespective of what the visa bulletin says..and is called in CIS parlance as pre-adjudication if the PD is not available.("pre" as in adjudication before a visa number is available).

    Such files that have undergone adjudicator review/FBI name and fingerprint as well as IBIS checks and are complete in all other respects but for visa# are now placed in separate area shelf for quickly assigning #'s, stamping, signing and ordering cards when PD is current for such petitions.

    So the work of reviewing files goes roughly in FIFO order (that is based on RD) all round the year whether the bulletin says C, U, A, B or JAN01STONEAGE!


    You guys are mistaken one thing. No matter what PD has to be current at the time of I-485 processing. But if both applicant have PD current than RD comes into play. Other than that RD does not play any role at all.



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  • Raju
    07-19 01:39 PM
    I just contributed $100 in addition to my previous contributions. I posted the details on another thread.

    If you are done with contributing please urge your friends to do so. Previously lot of people used to ask what should they tell about IV achievments to friends. Now you have the July Visa bulletin Fiasco. Strike the iron while it is hot. Please urge you friends to contribute ASAP.




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  • pappu
    09-09 12:05 AM
    Withiin 2 hours of posting this message, late in the night we have got 8 people contributing $100 each. Thanks for the spirit. I am sure with everyone's help we will reach our target sooner and can easily commit our resources for the rally.



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  • pitha
    07-06 05:23 PM
    thats why aila lawsuit is important, if they can bend the rules for consular processing and a lot of other mischief for eating up 60k visas then they can bend there rules for giving us EAD as well when bulletin is revised.

    See what I was saying. They are not supposed to grant CP appointments and approvals in July per the regulations. They have decided to bend the rules to approve the currently pending 485s and CPs. They came up with this lame excuse that since the visas were already shipped out to the consular posts ................yada yada. Point is as I said they can't do 18K CP applicatrions in a day at the consulates the way they seem to have done for the 485s. Even this I am not sure.
    I doubt whether they have sent out all 60K 485 approvals either, they probably will in the course of the next month or thereabouts.
    I'll say it again, they want 485s out but they don't want them in for whatever reason. It is getting clearer.




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  • pappu
    11-19 08:06 PM
    I see that most of the people who initially responded to my first post about the southern california state chapters have some recent activity i.e. they have visited this website in the last 2 days after my last posting requesting you to e-mail me about your availability for a conference call today. Not one of you has responded to my request to e-mail me.

    I just want to make you all aware that IV core members can do a limited amount of work. They are definitely not superhumans although we expect them to be as such. If we fail in our efforts to secure any retrogression relief we will have only ourselves to blame in such a situation. Besides this is a very ripe time to be active and talk to politicians here in Southern California region. I would like to reschedule the conference call for the coming week/weekend depending on your availability.

    In the end our best intentions and best wishes are not going to get us the immigration relief we want. We also cannot blame IV core team if we do not start working and lending them a hand. The choice is clearly ours. I hope that all of us will be more forthcoming and open to spending some time on IV work in the future.

    Regards

    Amit
    Thanks Jimi for the note and being proactive. It is sad that nobody responded to your call despite sevaral members in this thread that signed up. If we dont take active interest and do nothing, we can only blame ourselves iif nothing happens in DC soon enough. IV is not IV core but each and every member of IV and efforts are needed from each member in order to succeed. Jimi, pls send PMs to all members on the thread requesting them to get in touch with you so that you can organize state chapter activites.



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  • vparam
    09-30 11:14 AM
    This is an excellent thread. It's something I've been looking for for a long time. I am still not clear about using AC21. Here's my situation.

    July 2nd filer. Received EAD for me (primary) and my spouse. Waiting for I140 approval. I understand it's risky to invoke AC21 before I140 approval. After I get it approved, here's what I intend to do.

    1. Inc a business in my spouse's name.
    2. Invoke AC21 and join my spouse's company as a "Software Engineer" (my position in LCA)

    If I do this, during I485 adjudication, all I need is an offer letter from my spouse company saying that I am working as a Software Engineer right?

    Also, does USCIS care during I485 adjudication whether I got paid continously while employed with my spouse's company?

    If for any reason, I decide to quit my spouse's company before I485 adjudication and move to a different company, Will I be able to do this?
    yes, you should be able to jump as many organization as you like...




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  • pappu
    08-28 10:56 AM
    since this last month has been one of the most frustrating in terms of any movement from any standpoint...thought i d write another op ed
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    Where is my Ellis Island?


    yabadaba
    IV member

    Thank you very much for your effort. IV team is working on getting op-eds published.



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  • gapala
    09-10 10:55 AM
    :D I am with you. But [QUOTE=gaz;287130] These also coincide with the centers of tremendous progress and huge purchase power for people. Huge purchasing power of people in india? Please read analysis on page 4. Their PPP is just $3300. GDP is between $700 jump to $2500

    Smaller cities also have a hike in prices but nothing comparable. So the average Indian does not really get affected a lot. The average city dweller is either renting by paying a ton of money or is spending a ton of money for a house. Scary thing is either ways they are able to afford it. :D:D:D High rent and High living cost is the effect on average folks

    Makes the US salary seem meaningless in comparison(comparing quality of life here and not just money). I am not convinced about this. Actually infrastructure setup in US is way beyond what we can expect in India. That adds to quality of life to great extent.
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  • ags123
    02-09 07:29 PM
    The first bulletin with Eb1 and Eb2 spill over.
    Last year:
    Mar 2008- India Eb2 U
    Apr 2008- India-Eb2 01 Dec 03

    This year may be:
    Mar 2009- India Eb2 15 Feb 04
    Apr 2009- India Eb2 28 Feb 05 (My PD :))




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  • new_horizon
    03-04 02:15 PM
    I too got a soft LUD today for both me and my wife. But it still shows:

    Current Status: Case received and pending.

    hope it's something for the good. My case is at NSC.




    rajeshalex
    07-11 07:14 AM
    I am posting the whole thing here.

    Category India Most Other Countries
    F1 15 March 2002 15 March 2002
    FX Unavailable Unavailable
    F2A 1 October 2003 1 October 2003
    F2B 1 November 1999 1 November 1999
    F3 8 June 2000 8 June 2000
    F4 22 February 1997 8 September 1997
    E1 Current Current
    E2 1 June 2006 Current
    E3 Unavailable Unavailable EX Unavailable Unavailable
    EW Unavailable Unavailable
    E4 Current Current
    E4-Religious Current Current

    Rajesh




    Caliber
    03-12 01:12 PM
    Here is my point. I spend several hours 3-4 hours at least every day looking through the forum posts hoping to find ways i can contribute to efforts. There are several ideas that are generated in the forum. But cannot find out who is leading it. All i am saying is if we can have a listing of initiatives with some names associated. So i can contribute to the ones that i can support. I am not sure if i am asking for too much here. I am not a IT guy. I do not know what it takes to post it in the front page.

    Dear Vin,

    Thanks for your inputs. What I am suggesting is that, every one of us should volunteer for our own good. If you can spend some time, I sugggest that, you send an email to IV core offering them your time so that you can share some of their work load.



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