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  • axp817
    05-14 12:15 PM
    Just an update from my side:

    I have just talked local Congresswoman's Office and I have talked to a staff member for 1 hour and she is helping me. She is going to call NSC and get to the root cause of this problem.

    Guys,
    If you are reading this, do not lose hope. We have to try every avenue and knock every door that is open.

    That is the attitude, my brother.

    Good luck with the MTR, it is sickening to see such blatant errors on their part.

    I'm sure the eventual outcome will be in your favor, and it is good to see that you are still in good spirits.

    Best,




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  • brav
    07-19 05:29 PM
    I think most of the guys n gals will be busy with their paper work for I-485, 765 and 131. I am guessing once the dust settles most of them will come back and contribute generously.

    I know most of you know the magnitude of impact IV has in the decision of the reversal of July 2nd update.I am in my 8th year of H1B and I wish IV has arrived 2 to 3 years back, but I am happy better late than never.

    Thank you IV and I very much appreciate you keeping the cool when people started second guessing after the AILA update that the situation is 'Fluid'.




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  • msp1976
    04-26 12:31 PM
    Guys ,

    We have to stick to immigration reform..
    Let's not get into the medicare/social security/income tax issues.
    That would open a complete new front on which the immigration refrom opponents can attack you...

    Our organization has to steer clear of the landmine issues like Medicare, Social Security reform. Those issues have sank many political careers in washington...These issues are tar pits..swamps...

    We are threading a needle here...the thicker your thread gets..the less likely it would get through the needle hole..
    We have to maintain focus and not get carried away.




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  • abhisam
    07-26 12:00 AM
    hey drona... where are the details of woodlands hotel? is it posted on some other page?



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  • BEETU
    08-02 05:18 PM
    Sirkondoji,
    Good job and thank you from my heart if this is going to be true. Please find me one more thing, where can i have info for my wife and son's I 94 going to get it, my H1B extension approved on 28th April 2007. Please.
    Thanks




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  • MDix
    03-10 11:23 AM
    This is turning out to be TRUE.

    Past week, I made this comment and some people made fun of it. But, it's turning out to be true. They are now fully focusing on EB3 and I think they will continue to do untill they finish all Eb3. Once they reached last quarter then they will make EB2-I/C current and distribute those spill-over visas across EB. They don't have to make EB3-ROW current to give some spill-over to EB3-I. What ever will be left at the end of quarter will be spilled across EB's.


    I am expecting lot of REDs on this one.

    Thanks,
    MDix

    That is not true, my lawyer who is very influential and he has some good contacts he told me that this year spill-over would be different form last year. I was stupid so didn’t believe him about July 2007, and paying it for now for not having EAD.

    I know this is hard to believe especially if something comes from lawyer.






    Thank's
    MDix



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  • indio0617
    03-16 10:13 AM
    Got through this time. Same answer... that they will resolve it soon.




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  • eb3_nepa
    07-14 01:18 PM
    The address to mail the checks to is:

    Immigration Voice
    P O Box 1372
    Arcadia, CA 91077-1372

    This can also be obtained at:
    http://immigrationvoice.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=76&Itemid=65



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  • rahulpaper
    09-13 03:37 PM
    Thanks Pappu

    Pls see the first post on this thread for directions and the URL




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  • tikka
    07-18 04:21 PM
    I wish we make it only for contributing members.


    good idea ! :D



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  • greenlight
    06-10 05:57 PM
    Your PD in EB3 for ROW will be back into track in October 2008 as its said in the current visa bulletin dated Jul 2008 for EB3 preference. So once it is back to current in October then the new visa numbers will be alloted. Then you will get your GC. So just wait till October to receive your GC confirmation.
    Good Luck!!!



    Thnk you, Vdlrao, and other members for response to my question. They were very encouraging. I am grateful to have this IV community to provide and seek support.




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  • prem_goel
    08-04 05:36 PM
    H1b and GC are sponsered by employer and they have to pay. If employer asks employee to pay the expenses then that company is not legitimate and persons should avoid joining those companies. Most reputed companies will pay all the expenses of GC and H1b. Some will ask employees to pay for dependents EAD,AP etc.

    Consulting companies ask employees to pay GC and H1b if employees want to work hourly. That means employees wanted more money and they are taking risk(Also working hourly is against the H1b regulations as they have more chance for falling out of status).


    I tend to disagree with that. You are partly right that H1B cost should be borne by the employer. There are DOL regulations for that you can easily find on the web.

    For GC, you are partly right in the sense that only the first stage - Labor Certification should be completely borne by the employer. DOL released the regulation last year w.e.f. July 16 2007. The second and third stage however, I-140 and I-485, are of no concern. That is, there is no law which says that Employer should borne the cost for that. Even in reputed companies, the employees pay the cost for I-140/485.

    Thanks.



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  • gclabor07
    05-22 12:15 PM
    I just sent a check of $100 via online bill payment to IV. I've also set up recurring contribution checks of $25 every month beginning June. I strongly believe in IV's cause and hope that many folks will come forward. This is the time to act to help ourselves, otherwise we'll be left behind. Keep up the good work.




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  • philliBECupdate
    04-01 11:31 AM
    One of a consulting company has received labour approvals from Philli for Feb 2003. I dont have the details now I will post the details on monday its in my office computer. I saw the approval notices 30 days back.

    All the labor pettions that the company has applied was approved including the one they applied in Feb 2002. ...Confusing.



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  • vjkypally
    07-20 01:48 PM
    And same with Chinese, Mexicans and Filipinos




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  • gc_bulgaria
    01-05 11:12 PM
    To be fair - India definitely has a competitive K-12 system because they are not all public schools (for free) like here. So the people who do get into IITs and RECs already have an edge.

    Having said that - the Indian college education like Gayatri said is not as rigorous as it is here (and I am NOT talking about the IITs).

    People pay a lot to go to college in the US and hence are generally more serious about their education. Fact is, a plumber can also make a good living here without a college degree. Its only those who can pay and are interested go to college. Ethical issues like copyright/plagiarism are also taken more seriously here and students are trained in critical thinking.

    In all I think both nations have good and bad. I have to READ Wadhwa's report to understand what he is trying to convey. All I heard was 'apples and oranges and pineapples' from his talk.

    Have a good night!



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  • sameold
    09-12 10:18 AM
    Hi Milind,

    Just made my first contribution of $100

    Order Details - Sep 12, 2007 09:39 GMT-05:00
    Google Order #251501666030083

    Thank you Milind for stepping up and motivating people




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  • mheggade
    07-20 04:52 PM
    On positive note , if you multiply
    500,000 X400$(EAD and AP)

    USCIS will have $200,000,000 bounty in just one month.




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  • diptam
    07-06 10:37 AM
    Hello DDL/DML,

    Please dont say anything against anyone without understanding the point.
    Who the hell gave you the right to twist my statement and personally attacking me as "anti immigrant" ?? Where i have said that reversal of 20 K GC will help us ??

    My simple point is the whole USCIS process is broken and that needs to be improved and rationalized . Now you/me/an immigrant can't initiate that process. The push has to come from influential CITIZENS who we call Senators , Congress Man/Women, House Representatives and so on so forth.

    For them to take a step they need push from american peoples. You know why CIR has failed - the senator phone lines were jammed , Talk radio was blasting Bush , Kennedy for doing behind the door deals.. that's why...

    Your/my opinion never stalled CIR - its american citizens who stalled it.

    Unless citizens see a good reason to overhaul USCIS process where the push would come from ??

    If these are the ONLY arguments we can use to get media attention then let's not use them at all. This WILL hurt us more then it can help ! I have a question: Are you one of those anti-immigrant people because you sure behave like one !

    If they revert the decisions for 20000 greencards and put the visas back in the pool, how would that help us ALL ???




    wandmaker
    05-24 06:13 PM
    ^^^^^^




    PD_Dec2002
    03-17 08:51 PM
    Looks like IRS is not going to give us back 1200$ as part of the stimulus package,which they were planning to earlier.

    Source > http://www.irs.gov/newsroom/article/0,,id=179211,00.html


    Basic Information on the Stimulus Payments

    Updated March 14, 2008 — new 1040A-3 package

    You've heard about it. Now find out how to get yours.

    What is it? It's an economic stimulus payment that more than 130 million households will receive starting in May. It's not taxable, and it won't reduce your 2007 or 2008 refund or increase the amount you owe when you file your 2008 return.

    Are you eligible? You're eligible if you have a valid Social Security Number (SSN) and show qualifying income of at least $3,000 on your federal tax return. Both people listed on a "married filing jointly" return must have valid SSNs to qualify for the payment — if only one has a valid SSN, neither can receive the payment.

    Can you use an ITIN instead of an SSN? Taxpayers with an Individual Taxpayer Identification Number (ITIN) instead of an SSN are not eligible to receive a stimulus payment. Both people listed on a "married filing jointly" return must have valid SSNs to qualify for the payment — if only one has a valid SSN, neither can receive the payment.

    Not eligible at the current time? If your circumstances change and you become eligible after you file your 2007 federal tax return, you can always file an amended return using Form 1040X. If you're not eligible this year but you become eligible next year, you can claim the economic stimulus payment next year on your 2008 tax return.

    A very cheap attempt at sensationalism, if that's what your intention was. But if you really are clueless about this issue, then here are the facts:

    There are several thousands of H-1Bs and GC aspirants who have SSNs for themselves and their spouses. This stimulus package will give rebates to these thousands so long as their AGI allows for it. Also, all H-1Bs are eligible for their rebate since they would have SSNs. It is only when their non-working spouse (H-4) does not have a SSN that the H-1B holder becomes ineligible.

    Thus, the title of your thread is misleading. Change the title to "No Stimulus Package to H-1Bs whose spouses do not have SSNs". And again, this is not targetting H-1Bs or GC aspirants. Any US resident without a SSN is ineligible for the stimulus package.

    Regards,
    Jayant



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